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- "Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say??????????? - A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman. (Spiderman in his own web !!!) - Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
(Keep smiling, singing ....... - whole life)
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki Tum... "KUWARE" ho..
(becaus if any one see you - you looks unmarried / bachelor) - Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
(if i were lost ?)
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO
(Husband : i will give an advertisement in news papers "BE HAPPY - WHERE EVER YOU ARE") - Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
(WIFE to husband : how was i looking at the first night of our marriage ?)
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!
(I may die - if i dont know/ remember - "HANUMAAN CHALISA" = a holey prayer for life saving) - Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST". - Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
(WIFE: i am going weaken in these 20 days - when are you comming to take me ?)
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.
(HUSBAND: please wait 20 days more !!!!!) - A man gave a n add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
(TRANSLATION - I Need a Wife)
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''
(HE GOT 1000 replies - Everyh One replied - "Take Mine") - Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!
- Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck! - Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...
AND THE BEST - Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
("Please come fast my wife is going to sucide from the windows")
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
("Basterd - Come Fast - Windows is not opening - it is Jam")
